Cards against humanity
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// You can specify all the values or you can default the Build and Revision Numbers
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// You can specify all the values or you can default the Build and Revision Numbers
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// by using the '*' as shown below:
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// by using the '*' as shown below:
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// [assembly: AssemblyVersion("1.0.*")]
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// [assembly: AssemblyVersion("1.0.*")]
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[assembly: AssemblyVersion("1.0.0.1")]
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[assembly: AssemblyVersion("1.0.1.1")]
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[assembly: AssemblyFileVersion("1.0.0.1")]
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[assembly: AssemblyFileVersion("1.0.1.1")]
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using System;
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using System;
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using System.Collections.Generic;
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using System.Collections.Generic;
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using System.IO;
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using System.IO;
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using System.Linq;
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using System.Threading.Tasks;
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using System.Threading.Tasks;
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using DSharpPlus.CommandsNext;
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using DSharpPlus.CommandsNext;
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using DSharpPlus.CommandsNext.Attributes;
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using DSharpPlus.CommandsNext.Attributes;
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public class Public
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public class Public
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{
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{
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private readonly Dependencies dep;
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private readonly Dependencies dep;
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private List<string> Quotes { get; set; }
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private static List<string> Quotes { get; set; }
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private static List<string> Questions { get; set; }
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private static List<string> Answers { get; set; }
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private Random rnd { get; set; }
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private Random rnd { get; set; }
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public Public(Dependencies d)
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public Public(Dependencies d)
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{
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{
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dep = d;
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dep = d;
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rnd = new Random(DateTime.Now.Millisecond);
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rnd = new Random(DateTime.Now.Millisecond);
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}
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}
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[Command("twitch")]
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[Command("twitch")]
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await ctx.RespondAsync("https://www.twitch.tv/LaDOSETV");
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await ctx.RespondAsync("https://www.twitch.tv/LaDOSETV");
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}
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}
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[Command("cards")]
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public async Task CardssAsync(CommandContext ctx)
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{
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if (Questions == null)
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LoadCards();
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var response = string.Empty;
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var q = Questions[rnd.Next(Questions.Count - 1)];
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var s = q.Split('_', StringSplitOptions.RemoveEmptyEntries);
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for(int i = 0; i< s.Length; i++)
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{
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if (i < s.Length-1)
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{
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response += s[i] + Answers[rnd.Next(Answers.Count - 1)];
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}
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else
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{
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response += s[i];
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}
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}
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await ctx.RespondAsync(response);
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}
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private void LoadCards()
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{
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try
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{
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Questions = File.ReadAllLines("questions.txt").ToList();
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Answers = File.ReadAllLines("answers.txt").ToList();
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}
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catch (FileNotFoundException)
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{
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Questions = new List<string>();
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Answers = new List<string>();
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}
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}
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[Command("Quote")]
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[Command("Quote")]
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public async Task QuotesAsync(CommandContext ctx)
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public async Task QuotesAsync(CommandContext ctx)
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{
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{
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if (Quotes == null)
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if (Quotes == null)
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LoadQuote();
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LoadQuote();
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</ItemGroup>
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</ItemGroup>
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<ItemGroup>
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<ItemGroup>
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<None Update="Quotes.txt">
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<None Update="answers.txt">
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<CopyToOutputDirectory>PreserveNewest</CopyToOutputDirectory>
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</None>
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<None Update="questions.txt">
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<CopyToOutputDirectory>PreserveNewest</CopyToOutputDirectory>
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</None>
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<None Update="quotes.txt">
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<CopyToOutputDirectory>PreserveNewest</CopyToOutputDirectory>
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<CopyToOutputDirectory>PreserveNewest</CopyToOutputDirectory>
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</None>
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</None>
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<None Update="settings.json">
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<None Update="settings.json">
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_cnext.RegisterCommands<Hokuto>();
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_cnext.RegisterCommands<Hokuto>();
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_cnext.RegisterCommands<BotEvent>();
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_cnext.RegisterCommands<BotEvent>();
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//discord.UserUpdated += async e =>
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//{
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// await e.Client?.InitializeAsync();
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//};
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//discord.UserSettingsUpdated += async e =>
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//{
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// await e.Client?.InitializeAsync();
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//};
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//discord.GuildMemberUpdated += async e =>
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//{
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// await e.Client?.InitializeAsync();
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//};
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//discord.GuildRoleUpdated += async e =>
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//{
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// e.Client?.InitializeAsync();
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//};
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//discord.UserSettingsUpdated += async e =>
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//{
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// e.Client?.InitializeAsync();
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//};
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//discord.MessageCreated += async e =>
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//discord.MessageCreated += async e =>
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//{
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//{
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await Task.Delay(0);
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await Task.Delay(0);
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//await e.Guild.GetDefaultChannel().SendMessageAsync($"Bonjour!");
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//await e.Guild.GetDefaultChannel().SendMessageAsync($"Bonjour!");
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};
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};
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await discord.ConnectAsync();
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await discord.ConnectAsync();
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while (!cts.IsCancellationRequested)
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while (!cts.IsCancellationRequested)
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{
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{
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await Task.Delay(200);
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await Task.Delay(200);
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//if(discord.GetConnectionsAsync().Result.Count)
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}
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}
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}
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}
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_? There's an app for that.
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Why can't I sleep at night?
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What's that smell?
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I got 99 problems but _ ain't one.
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Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _.
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What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _.
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It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _.
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During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _.
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Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _.
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And the Academy Award for _ goes to _.
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What's that sound?
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What ended my last relationship?
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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _.
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I drink to forget _.
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I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _.
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What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
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This is the way the world ends <br> This is the way the world ends <br> Not with a bang but with _.
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What's a girl's best friend?
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TSA guidelines now prohibit _ on airplanes.
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_. That's how I want to die.
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For my next trick, I will pull _ out of _.
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In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _ for the first time.
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_ is a slippery slope that leads to _.
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What does Dick Cheney prefer?
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Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _ and would like your advice.
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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _.
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What's the most emo?
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In 1,000 years when paper money is but a distant memory, _ will be our currency.
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What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
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In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _ had really been _ all along.
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A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _.
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_. Becha can't have just one!
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White people like _.
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_. High five, bro.
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Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _.
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BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _.
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In a world ravaged by _, our only solace is _.
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War! What is it good for?
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During sex, I like to think about _.
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What are my parents hiding from me?
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What will always get you laid?
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In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _.
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What did I bring back from Mexico?
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What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
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What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
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How am I maintaining my relationship status?
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_. It's a trap!
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Coming to Broadway this season, _: The Musical.
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While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _.
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After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _ to the people of Haiti.
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Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _.
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Step 1: _. Step 2: _. Step 3: Profit.
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Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _ stuffed with _.
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But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _.
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What gives me uncontrollable gas?
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What do old people smell like?
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The class field trip was completely ruined by _.
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When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _.
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What's my secret power?
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What's there a ton of in heaven?
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What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
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I never truly understood _ until I encountered _.
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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
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What helps Obama unwind?
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What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
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_: good to the last drop.
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Why am I sticky?
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What gets better with age?
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_: kid-tested, mother-approved.
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What's the crustiest?
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What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
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Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _.
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Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _.
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Make a haiku.
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I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _.
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Why do I hurt all over?
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What am I giving up for Lent?
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In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _.
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In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _.
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When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _.
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Lifetime® presents _, the story of _.
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When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _.
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When I was tripping on acid, _ turned into _.
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That's right, I killed _. How, you ask? _.
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What's my anti-drug?
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_ + _ = _.
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What never fails to liven up the party?
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What's the new fad diet?
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Major League Baseball has banned _ for giving players an unfair advantage.
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My plan for world domination begins with _.
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The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _.
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Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _
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In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _.
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Science will never explain _.
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When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _.
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I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _.
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In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _.
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An international tribunal has found _ guilty of _.
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The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _ is a basic human right.
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In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _.
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What's the gift that keeps on giving?
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Next season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only _ and his wits.
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When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
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In the distant future, historians will agree that _ marked the beginning of America's decline.
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In a pinch, _ can be a suitable substitute for _.
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What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
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Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits _ against _.
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And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _.
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What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
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During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _.
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_ would be woefully incomplete without _.
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My new favorite porn star is Joey "_" McGee.
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Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _.
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This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _.
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In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _.
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The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _, and acceptance.
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My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found _.com/_.
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I went from _ to _, all thanks to _.
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Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _.
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This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing _ into the bedroom."
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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _.
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If God didn't want us to enjoy _, he wouldn't have given us _.
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My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _.
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After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on "More _!"
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I spent my whole life working toward _, only to have it ruined by _.
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Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _.
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Only two things in life are certain: death and _.
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Everyone down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for _.
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The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _.
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The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is _.
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Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _.
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Before _, all we had was _.
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Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _ could kill you.
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You haven't truly lived until you've experienced _ and _ at the same time.
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D&D 4.0 isn't real D&D because of the _.
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It's a D&D retroclone with _ added.
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Storygames aren't RPGs because of the _.
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The Slayer's Guide to _.
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Worst character concept ever: _, but with _.
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Alightment: Chaotic _
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It's a D&D retroclone with _ added.
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What made the paladin fall? _
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The portal leads to the quasi-elemental plane of _.
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The Temple of Elemental _.
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Pathfinder is basically D&D _ Edition.
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_ : The Storytelling Game.
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People are wondering why Steve Jackson published GURPS _.
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Linear Fighter, Quadratic _.
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You start with 1d4 _ points.
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Back when I was 12 and I was just starting playing D&D, the game had _.
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Big Eyes, Small _.
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In the grim darkness of the future there is only _.
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My innovative new RPG has a stat for _.
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A true gamer has no problem with _.
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Elminster cast a potent _ spell and then had sex with _.
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The Deck of Many _.
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You are all at a tavern when _ approach you.
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For the convention I cosplayed as Sailor Moon, except with _.
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The worst part of Grave of the Fireflies is all the _.
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In the Evangelion remake, Shinji has to deal with _.
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Worst anime convention purchase ever? _.
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While powering up Vegeta screamed, _!
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You evaded my _ attack. Most impressive.
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I downloaded a doujin where _ got into _.
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The magical girl found out that the Power of Love is useless against _.
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The Japanese government has spent billions of yen researching _.
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In the dubbed version they changed _ into _.
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_ is Best Pony.
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The _ of Haruhi Suzumiya.
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The new thing in Akihabara is fetish cafes where you can see girls dressed up as _.
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Your drill can pierce _!
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Avatar: The Last _ bender.
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In the name of _ Sailor Moon will punish you!
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No harem anime is complete without _.
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My boyfriend's a _ now.
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The _ of _ has left me in despair!
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_.tumblr.com
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Somehow they made a cute mascot girl out of _.
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Haruko hit Naoto in the head with her bass guitar and _ came out.
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After blacking out during New year's Eve, I was awoken by _.
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This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of _ to save Christmas.
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Jesus is _.
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Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about _.
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What keeps me warm during the cold, cold, winter?
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On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and _.
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Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their _.
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We got the third rope, now where's the fourth?
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Tonights main event, _ vs. _.
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Tackle, Dropdown, _.
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Christopher Daniels is late on his _.
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Instead of booking _, they should have booked _.
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Genius is 10% inspiration, 90% _.
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They found _ in the dumpster behind _.
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The best thing I ever got for Christmas was _.
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There's no crying in _.
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Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabretooth Tiger! _!
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Don't eat the _.
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He did _ with the _!?!
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SOOOOO hot, want to touch the _.
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Stop looking at me _!
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I'm cuckoo for _ puffs.
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Silly rabbit, _ are for kids.
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Between love and madness lies _.
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Instead of chess, the Grim Reaper now gambles for your soul with a game of _.
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My father gave his life fighting to protect _ from _.
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Why is my throat sore?
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_ sparked a city-wide riot that only ended with _.
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I’m very sorry Mrs. Smith, but Little Billy has tested positive for _.
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Instead of beating them, Chris Brown now does _ to women.
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Instead of cutting, trendy young emo girls now engage in _.
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The definition of rock bottom is gambling away _.
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The Mayan prophecies really heralded the coming of _ in 2012.
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The next US election will be fought on the key issues of _ against _.
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When I was 10 I wrote to Santa wishing for _.
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Where or How I met my last signifigant other: _.
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_, Never leave home without it.
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_. This is my fetish.
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David Icke's newest conspiracy theory states that _ caused _.
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I did _ so you don't have to!
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I need your clothes, your bike, and _.
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|
In a new Cold War retro movie, the red menace tries to conquer the world through the cunning use of _.
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In college, our lecturer made us write a report comparing _ to _.
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In The Hangover part 3, those four guys have to deal with _, _, and _.
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My zombie survival kit includes food, water, and _.
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The way to a man's heart is through _.
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What was the theme of my second wedding?
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What's the newest Japanese craze to head West?
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Everybody loves _.
|
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I can only express myself through _.
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My new porn DVD was completely ruined by the inclusion of _
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My three wishes will be for _, _, and _.
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The latest horrifying school shooting was inspired by _.
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I got fired because of my not-so-secret obsession over _.
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My new favourite sexual position is _
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A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _.
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Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're _.
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My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of _ and _.
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The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _.
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_. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.
|
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I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for _.
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In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _ for all eternity.
|
||||||
|
_: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _!
|
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|
What left this stain on my couch?
|
||||||
|
Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _ in the workplace.
|
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|
When you get right down to it, _ is just _.
|
||||||
|
Turns out that _-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.
|
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As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _.
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|
Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _.
|
||||||
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With enough time and pressure, _ will turn into _.
|
||||||
|
And what did you bring for show and tell?
|
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During high school, I never really fit in until I found _ club.
|
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|
Hey, baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _.
|
||||||
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After months of practice with _, I think I'm finally ready for _.
|
||||||
|
To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _.
|
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|
Finally! A service that delivers _ right to your door.
|
||||||
|
My gym teacher got fired for adding _ to the obstacle course.
|
||||||
|
Having problems with _? Try _!
|
||||||
|
As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without _ in his dressing room.
|
||||||
|
Listen, son. If you want to get involved with _, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of _.
|
||||||
|
I just met you and this is crazy, but here's _, so _ maybe
|
||||||
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It's only _ if you get caught!
|
||||||
|
_: The Next Generation
|
||||||
|
Terminator 4: _
|
||||||
|
Disney presents _ on ice!
|
||||||
|
_. The other white meat.
|
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|
A _ a day keeps the _ away.
|
||||||
|
I'm sweating like a _ at a _.
|
||||||
|
I love the smell of _ in the morning.
|
||||||
|
You're not gonna believe this, but _.
|
||||||
|
_. All the cool kids are doing it.
|
||||||
|
So I was _ in my cubicle at work, and suddenly _!
|
||||||
|
Baskin Robbins just added a 32nd flavor: _!
|
||||||
|
I can drive and _ at the same time.
|
||||||
|
_ ain't nothin' to fuck wit'!
|
||||||
|
If Ned Stark had _, he never would have _.
|
||||||
|
Brace yourselves, _ is coming.
|
||||||
|
In exchange for his sister, Viserys was given _.
|
||||||
|
Despite his best efforts, King Robert filled his reign with _.
|
||||||
|
_ was proclaimed the true king of the Seven Kingdoms.
|
||||||
|
In _, you win or you lose.
|
||||||
|
Because of _, Danerys was called _ by everyone.
|
||||||
|
I will take what is mine with _ and _.
|
||||||
|
There is no word for _ in Dothraki.
|
||||||
|
In the next Game of Thrones book, George R. R. Martin said _ will _.
|
||||||
|
All hail _! King of _!
|
||||||
|
A Lannister always pays _.
|
||||||
|
First lesson, stick them with _.
|
||||||
|
In the name of _, first of his _.
|
||||||
|
The things I do for _.
|
||||||
|
Hodor only ever says _.
|
||||||
|
The next Game of Thrones book will be titled _ of _.
|
||||||
|
A Dothraki wedding without _ is considered a dull affair.
|
||||||
|
After I was caught _, I was forced to join the Night's Watch.
|
||||||
|
A man without _ is a man without power.
|
||||||
|
The most controversial game at PAX this year is an 8-bit indie platformer about _.
|
||||||
|
What made Spock cry?
|
||||||
|
_: Achievement unlocked.
|
||||||
|
There was a riot at the Gearbox panel when they gave the attendees _.
|
||||||
|
In the new DLC for Mass Effect, Shepard must save the galaxy from _.
|
||||||
|
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town?
|
||||||
|
No Enforcer wants to manage the panel on _.
|
||||||
|
I have an idea even better than Kickstarter, and it's called _starter
|
||||||
|
You have been waylaid by _ and must defend yourself.
|
||||||
|
In the final round of this year's Omegathon, Omeganauts must face off in a game of _.
|
||||||
|
Action stations! Action stations! Set condition one throughout the fleet and brace for _!
|
||||||
|
Press ↓↓←→ to unleash _.
|
||||||
|
I don't know exactly how I got the PAX plague, but I suspect it had something to do with _.
|
||||||
|
/r/ _.
|
||||||
|
The Ada Initiative is now attacking _.
|
||||||
|
Not another _ in the hotel elevator!
|
||||||
|
Closing Ceremonies drinking game: Every time _ is mentioned... DRINK!
|
||||||
|
In a Congressional hearing, US CYBERCOM commander Gen. Alexander claimed the latest data breach was due to _.
|
||||||
|
The Maker Faire was unexpectedly interrupted by _.
|
||||||
|
Do you even _?
|
||||||
|
Come to the dark side, we have _.
|
||||||
|
Y U NO _!!!!!
|
||||||
|
While alone in the server room I _.
|
||||||
|
When I get drunk I am an expert on _
|
||||||
|
Well, guess what? I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more _.
|
||||||
|
We should take _ and push it _.
|
||||||
|
We decided to _ to raise money for the EFF.
|
||||||
|
TSA wouldn't allow me through because of my _.
|
||||||
|
Tonight's Final Hacker Jeopardy category will be _!
|
||||||
|
Today's PaulDotCom podcast featured _.
|
||||||
|
These are not the _ you are looking for.
|
||||||
|
The snozberries taste like _.
|
||||||
|
The only winning move is to _.
|
||||||
|
The next cyber war will feature _.
|
||||||
|
The best part of Alexis Park was all the _.
|
||||||
|
So long and thanks for all the _.
|
||||||
|
Security through obscurity is better than _.
|
||||||
|
Rule 34 _.
|
||||||
|
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, _.
|
||||||
|
Our most powerful weapon for the Zombie Apocalypse will be _.
|
||||||
|
Only half of programming is coding. The other 90% is _.
|
||||||
|
One does not simply _.
|
||||||
|
On the Internet, no one can tell you're _.
|
||||||
|
Occupy _.
|
||||||
|
Next year's scavenger hunt is rumored to include finding a _ with a _.
|
||||||
|
Next time we meet we should _.
|
||||||
|
My extremely large _ is what makes me better than you.
|
||||||
|
My _ brings all the _ to the yard.
|
||||||
|
Most hackers smell like _.
|
||||||
|
Las Vegas is best known for _.
|
||||||
|
Keep calm and _.
|
||||||
|
It's dangerous to go alone. Take _.
|
||||||
|
It smells like _ in this room.
|
||||||
|
In a shocking move Archive.org decided to NOT back up _.
|
||||||
|
I'mma let you finish but _ is the best _ of all time.
|
||||||
|
I'm fucking tired of hearing about _.
|
||||||
|
I would be doing more with my life, except for this _ in the way.
|
||||||
|
I work 80 hours a week and still can't afford a _.
|
||||||
|
I used to be a hacker like you, until I took a(n) _ to the knee.
|
||||||
|
I use _ to secure all of my personal data.
|
||||||
|
I spotted the fed and all I got was _.
|
||||||
|
I look like a geeky hacker, but I don't know anything about _.
|
||||||
|
I have the biggest _, ever!
|
||||||
|
I find your lack of _ disturbing.
|
||||||
|
I can't believe they rejected my talk on _.
|
||||||
|
I can haz _.
|
||||||
|
HOLY _ BATMAN!!
|
||||||
|
High Tech start-up company combines _ with _.
|
||||||
|
Go home _, you're drunk.
|
||||||
|
Go Go Gadget _!
|
||||||
|
Drink all the _. Hack all the _.
|
||||||
|
Def Con Kids will now focus on teaching young hackers _.
|
||||||
|
Confession Bear Says: _
|
||||||
|
But does _ run NetBSD?
|
||||||
|
Am I the only one around here who _.
|
||||||
|
All I did was _ but someone gave me a red card.
|
||||||
|
35% of all hackers have to deal with _.
|
||||||
|
_. There's an app for that.
|
||||||
|
_. This is why I can't have nice things!
|
||||||
|
_: You keep using that term. I do not think it means what you think it means.
|
||||||
|
_ is now outsourced to call centers in India.
|
||||||
|
_ shot first.
|
||||||
|
_ Killed the barrel roll
|
||||||
|
_ A'int Nobody Got Time For Dat!!
|
||||||
|
_ Put a bird on it!
|
||||||
|
_ makes me puke rainbows.
|
||||||
|
_ is also monitored by Prism.
|
||||||
|
_ is what keeps us together.
|
||||||
|
_ is a better replacement for crypto.
|
||||||
|
_ riding a Segway
|
||||||
|
One day, over my fireplace, I'm going to have a massive painting of _. You know, to remind me where I came from.
|
||||||
|
2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for _.
|
||||||
|
Adventure. Romance. _. From Paramount Pictures, \"_.\"
|
||||||
|
Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _.
|
||||||
|
As king, how will I keep the peasants in line?
|
||||||
|
Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _.
|
||||||
|
Do not fuck with me! I am literally _ right now.
|
||||||
|
Every step towards _ gets me a little bit closer to _.
|
||||||
|
Forget everything you know about _, because now we've supercharged it with _!
|
||||||
|
Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be _, and I'll be _.
|
||||||
|
How am I compensating for my tiny penis?
|
||||||
|
I am become _, destroyer of _!
|
||||||
|
I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _.
|
||||||
|
I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow _ at the country club.
|
||||||
|
If you can't handle _, you'd better stay away from _.
|
||||||
|
In return for my soul, the Devil promised me _ but all I got was _.
|
||||||
|
In the beginning there was _. And the Lord said, \"Let there be _.\"
|
||||||
|
It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _.
|
||||||
|
Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _.
|
||||||
|
Oprah's book of the month is \"_ For _: A Story of Hope\"
|
||||||
|
She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _.
|
||||||
|
The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _.
|
||||||
|
This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _.
|
||||||
|
This year's hottest album is \"_\" by _.
|
||||||
|
We never did find _, but along the way we sure learned a lot about _.
|
||||||
|
Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with _.
|
||||||
|
What's fun until it gets weird?
|
||||||
|
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon _!
|
||||||
|
_ may pass, but _ will last forever.
|
||||||
|
_ will never be the same after _.
|
||||||
|
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on _, and then there's some stuff about _, and then it ends with _.
|
||||||
|
They found some more lost episodes! They were found in _.
|
||||||
|
The Doctor did it! He saved the world again! This time using a _.
|
||||||
|
_ was sent to save _.
|
||||||
|
I'd give up _ to travel with The Doctor.
|
||||||
|
The next Doctor Who spin-off is going to be called _.
|
||||||
|
Who should be the 13th doctor?
|
||||||
|
The Chameleon circuit is working again... somewhat. Instead of a phone booth, the TARDIS is now a _.
|
||||||
|
Originally, the 50th anniversary special was going to have _ appear, but the BBC decided against it in the end.
|
||||||
|
After we watch an episode, I've got some _-flavored Jelly Babies to hand out.
|
||||||
|
Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey _.
|
||||||
|
What's going to be The Doctor's new catch phrase.
|
||||||
|
Bowties are _.
|
||||||
|
The voice chip of one of the Cybermen has malfunctioned. Instead of saying \"DELETE!\", it now says \"_\".
|
||||||
|
Old and busted: \"EXTERMINATE!\" New hotness: _.
|
||||||
|
There's a new dance on Gallifrey, it's called the _.
|
||||||
|
They announced a LEGO Doctor Who game! Rumor has it that _ is an unlockable character.
|
||||||
|
FUN FACT: The Daleks were originally shaped to look like _.
|
||||||
|
At this new Doctor Who themed restaurant, you can get a free _ if you can eat a plate of bangers and mash in under 3 minutes.
|
||||||
|
According to the Daleks, _ is better at _.
|
||||||
|
Who is going to be The Doctor's next companion?
|
||||||
|
I think the BBC is losing it. They just released a Doctor Who-themed _.
|
||||||
|
It's a little-known fact that if you send a _ to the BBC, they will send you a picture of The Doctor.
|
||||||
|
I was okay with all the BAD WOLF graffiti, until someone wrote it on _.
|
||||||
|
Jack Harkness, I can't leave you alone for a minute! I turn around and you're trying to seduce _.
|
||||||
|
In all of time and space, you decide that _ is a good choice?!
|
||||||
|
Adipose were thought to be made of fat, but are really made of _.
|
||||||
|
I hear the next thing that will cause The Doctor to regenerate is _.
|
||||||
|
_ makes the Homestuck fandom uncomfortable.
|
||||||
|
_ stays awake at night, crying over _.
|
||||||
|
_ totally makes me question my sexuality.
|
||||||
|
_. On the roof. Now.
|
||||||
|
_. It keeps happening!
|
||||||
|
\"Sacred leggings\" was a mistranslation. The Sufferer actually died in Sacred _.
|
||||||
|
After throwing _ at Karkat’s head, Dave made the intriguing discover that troll horns are very sensitive.
|
||||||
|
AG: Who needs luck when you have _?
|
||||||
|
All _. All of it!
|
||||||
|
Alternia’s political system was based upon _.
|
||||||
|
Believe it or not, Kankri’s biggest trigger is _.
|
||||||
|
Calliborn wants you to draw pornography of _.
|
||||||
|
Dave Strider likes _, but only ironically.
|
||||||
|
Equius beats up Eridan for _.
|
||||||
|
Everybody out of the god damn way. You’ve got a heart full of _, a soul full of _, and a body full of _. (Draw two, play three)
|
||||||
|
Feferi secretly hates _.
|
||||||
|
For Betty Crocker’s latest ad campaign/brainwashing scheme, she is using _ as inspiration.
|
||||||
|
For his birthday, Dave gave John _.
|
||||||
|
Fuckin’ _. How do they work?
|
||||||
|
Gamzee not only likes using his clubs for juggling and strifing, he also uses them for_.
|
||||||
|
Getting a friend to read Homestuck is like _.
|
||||||
|
How do I live without _?
|
||||||
|
Hussie died on his quest bed and rose as the fully realized _ of _.
|
||||||
|
Hussie unintentionally revealed that Homestuck will end with _ and _ consummating their relationship at last.
|
||||||
|
I am _. It’s me.
|
||||||
|
I finally became Tumblr famous when I released a gifset of _.
|
||||||
|
I just found _ in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here.
|
||||||
|
I warned you about _, bro! I told you, dog!
|
||||||
|
In the final battle, John distracts Lord English by showing him _.
|
||||||
|
It’s hard, being _. It’s hard and no one understands.
|
||||||
|
John is a good boy. And he loves _.
|
||||||
|
John may not be a homosexual, but he has a serious thing for _.
|
||||||
|
Kanaya reached into her dead lusus’s stomach and retrieved _.
|
||||||
|
Kanaya tells Karkat about _ to cheer him up.
|
||||||
|
Karkat gave our universe _.
|
||||||
|
Latula and Porrin have decided to teach Kankri about the wonders of _.
|
||||||
|
Little did they know, the key to defeating Lord English was actually _.
|
||||||
|
Little known fact: Kurloz’s stitching is actually made out of _.
|
||||||
|
Nanna baked a cake for John to commemorate _.
|
||||||
|
Nepeta only likes Karkat for his _.
|
||||||
|
Nepeta’s secret OTP is _ with _.
|
||||||
|
Nobody was surprised to find _ under Jade’s skirt. The surprise was she used it for/on _.
|
||||||
|
Porrim made Kankri a sweater to cover his _.
|
||||||
|
Problem Sleuth had a hard time investigating _.
|
||||||
|
Rose was rather disgusted when she started reading about _.
|
||||||
|
Terezi can top anyone except _.
|
||||||
|
The hole in Kanaya’s stomach is so large, she can fit _ in it.
|
||||||
|
The next thing Hussie will turn into a sex joke will be _.
|
||||||
|
The only way to beat Vriska in an eating contest is to put _ on the table.
|
||||||
|
The real reason Terezi stabbed Vriska was to punish her for _.
|
||||||
|
The secret way to achieve God Tier is to die on top of _.
|
||||||
|
The thing that made Kankri break his vow of celibacy was _.
|
||||||
|
Turns out, pre-entry prototyping with _ was not the best idea.
|
||||||
|
Vriska killed Spidermom with _.
|
||||||
|
Vriska roleplays _ with Terezi as _.
|
||||||
|
Vriska’s greatest regret is _.
|
||||||
|
Wear _. Be _.
|
||||||
|
What did Jake get Dirk for his birthday?
|
||||||
|
What is the worst thing that Terezi ever licked?
|
||||||
|
What is your OT3? (Draw 2, play 3.)
|
||||||
|
What makes your kokoro go \"doki doki\"?
|
||||||
|
What's in the box, Jack?
|
||||||
|
When a bucket is unavailable, trolls with use _.
|
||||||
|
When Dave received _ from his Bro for his 9th birthday, be felt a little warm inside.
|
||||||
|
Whenever I see _ on MSPARP, I disconnect immediately.
|
||||||
|
where doing it man. where MAKING _ HAPEN!
|
||||||
|
Your name is JOHN EGBERT and boy do you love _!
|
||||||
|
Hey, Susie. I know your job is _ but can you just grab me _? Thanks.
|
||||||
|
This month in Cosmo: how to give your man _ at the expense of _.
|
||||||
|
Are you there, God? It's me, _
|
||||||
|
50 Shades of _.
|
||||||
|
It's not length, it's _.
|
||||||
|
Whatever, Peeta. You'll never understand my struggle with _.
|
||||||
|
Men are from _, women are from _.
|
||||||
|
Why does the Komen Foundation hate Planned Parenthood?
|
||||||
|
Math is hard. Let's go _!
|
||||||
|
The latest proposal in the Texas legislature is to take away _ from women.
|
||||||
|
If you don't mind my asking, how *do* lesbians have sex?
|
||||||
|
In her next romcom, Katherine Heigl plays a woman who falls in love with her boss's _.
|
||||||
|
The Pantone color of the year is inspired by _.
|
||||||
|
What is Olivia Pope's secret to removing red wine stains from white clothes?
|
||||||
|
Why exactly was Alanis so mad at Uncle Joey?
|
||||||
|
Why do men on the Internet send me pictures of _?
|
||||||
|
What's my weapon of choice in the \"War on Women\"?
|
||||||
|
What's Seth MacFarlane's problem?
|
||||||
|
I couldn't help but wonder: was it Mr. Big, or was it _?
|
||||||
|
What fell into my bra?
|
||||||
|
What's my preferred method of contraception?
|
||||||
|
Sofia Coppola's new film focuses on a wealthy young white woman feeling alienated by _.
|
||||||
|
_: the Tori Amos song that changed my life
|
||||||
|
Something old, something new, something borrowed, and _.
|
||||||
|
Why can't we have nice things?
|
||||||
|
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Royal Ontario Museum has opened an interactive exhibit on _.
|
||||||
|
What's the Canadian government using to inspire rural students to suceed?
|
||||||
|
in the next Bob and Doug McKenzie adventure, they have to find _ to uncover a sinister plot involving _ and _.
|
||||||
|
Air canada guidelines now prohibit _ on airplanes.
|
||||||
|
CTV presents _, the store of _.
|
||||||
|
In Vancouver it is now legal to _.
|
||||||
|
O Canada, we stand on guard for _.
|
||||||
|
If _ came in two-fours, Canada would be more _.
|
||||||
|
After unifying the GST and PST, the Government can now afford to provide _ for _.
|
||||||
|
When Verity snuck out for her nightly exhibitionistic jaunt, she didn't expect to come face to face with _.
|
||||||
|
Programmable clothes that can turn into any imaginable garment are great, but didn't the designers consider _?
|
||||||
|
Procurator Marcus Amandus set out to explore Lake Ontarius and discovered _.
|
||||||
|
You can satiate any sexual proclivity in Metamor City, if you look hard enough. Even _.
|
||||||
|
The new performers in the Artbodies strip club have raised a few eyebrows. Who'd have thought to combine _ with _?
|
||||||
|
In the next episode of Monster Whisperer, Dale Clearwater helps a _ whose tentacle monster is plagued with _.
|
||||||
|
The title of the new erotica anthology this month is: 'Like _.'
|
||||||
|
Because of the 'accident' yesterday, the Scout Academy now forbids cadets from having any contact whatsoever with _.
|
||||||
|
When confronted by an excited tentacle monster, it's best to just relax and think of _.
|
||||||
|
A Man, A Woman, and a _.
|
||||||
|
But wait, there's more! If you order _ in the next 15 minutes, we\'ll throw in _ absolutely free!
|
||||||
|
Because they are forbidden from masturbating, Mormons channel their repressed sexual energy into _.
|
||||||
|
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us _.
|
||||||
|
I really hope my grandma doesn\'t ask me to explain _ again.
|
||||||
|
What\'s the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate?
|
||||||
|
Here\'s what you can expect for the new year. Out:_. In: _.
|
||||||
|
Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict\'s Secret Struggle with _!
|
||||||
|
Kids these days with their iPods and their Internet. In my day, all we needed to pass the time was _.
|
||||||
|
GREETINGS HUMANS I AM _ BOT EXECUTING PROGRAM
|
||||||
|
Siskel and Ebert have panned _ as \”poorly conceived\” and \”sloppily executed.\”
|
||||||
|
Up next on Nickelodeon: \”Clarissa Explains _.\”
|
||||||
|
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm _.
|
||||||
|
How did Stella get her groove back?
|
||||||
|
Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of _.
|
||||||
|
It\'s Morphin\' Time! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! _!
|
||||||
|
Tonight on SNICK: \”Are You Afraid of _?\”
|
||||||
|
And today\'s soup is Cream of _.
|
||||||
|
Now in bookstores: \”The Audacity of _,\” by Barack Obama.
|
||||||
|
WHOOO! God damn I love _!
|
||||||
|
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _? Zoloft.®
|
||||||
|
Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled \”_.\” Can you explain?
|
||||||
|
Well if _ is good enough for _, it\'s good enough for me.
|
||||||
|
Yo\' mama so fat she _!
|
||||||
|
What killed my boner?
|
||||||
|
Don\'t forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become \”_ Friday.\”
|
||||||
|
In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _.
|
||||||
|
Having the worst day EVER. #_
|
||||||
|
Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other\'s only interested in one thing: _.
|
||||||
|
What\'s making things awkward in the sauna?
|
||||||
|
Life\'s pretty tough in the fast lane. That\'s why I never leave the house without _.
|
||||||
|
Patient presents with _. Likely a result of _.
|
||||||
|
Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I\'m into _, and I love to have a good time.
|
||||||
|
Help me doctor, I\'ve got _ in my butt!
|
||||||
|
Why am I broke?
|
||||||
|
I don\'t mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _.
|
||||||
|
Heed my voice, mortals! I am the god of _, and I will not tolerate _!
|
||||||
|
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _ at their own pace.
|
||||||
|
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you\'ve been sent to the principal\'s office for _.
|
||||||
|
In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _.
|
||||||
|
Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _: priceless.
|
||||||
|
Do the Dew ® with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _!
|
||||||
|
I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? _!?
|
||||||
|
I have a strict policy. First date, dinner. Second date, kiss. Third date, _.
|
||||||
|
When I was a kid, we used to play Cowboys and _.
|
||||||
|
This is America. If you don\'t work hard, you don\'t succeed. I don\'t care if you\'re black, white, purple, or _.
|
||||||
|
You Won\'t Believe These 15 Hilarious _ Bloopers!
|
||||||
|
James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: _.
|
||||||
|
Don\'t worry kid. It gets better. I\'ve been living with _ for 20 years.
|
||||||
|
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and _.
|
||||||
|
Behind every powerful man is _.
|
||||||
|
You are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with _ every day.
|
||||||
|
Come to Dubai, where you can relax in our world famous spas, experience the nightlife, or simply enjoy _ by the poolside.
|
||||||
|
\"This is madness.\" \"No, THIS IS _!\"
|
||||||
|
Listen Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you\'re going to have to show me _.
|
||||||
|
I went to the desert and ate of the peyote cactus. Turns out my spirit animal is _.
|
||||||
|
And would you like those buffalo wings mild, hot, or _?
|
||||||
|
The six things I could never do without: oxygen, Facebook, chocolate, Netflix, friends, and _ LOL!
|
||||||
|
Why won\'t you make love to me anymore? Is it _?
|
||||||
|
Puberty is a time of change. You might notice hair growing in new places. You might develop an interest in _. This is normal.
|
||||||
|
I\'m sorry, Mrs. Chen, but there was nothing we could do. At 4:15 this morning, your son succumbed to _.
|
||||||
|
I\'m Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of _.
|
||||||
|
Tonight we will have sex. And afterwards, If you\'d like, a little bit of _.
|
||||||
|
Everybody join hands and close your eyes. Do you sense that? That\'s the presence of _ in this room.
|
||||||
|
To become a true Yanomamo warrior, you must prove that you can withstand _ without crying out.
|
||||||
|
Y\'all ready to get this thing started? I\'m Nick Cannon, and this is America\'s Got _.
|
||||||
|
If you had to describe the Card Czar, using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be?
|
||||||
@@ -76,8 +76,8 @@ namespace LaDOSE.Business.Provider.SmashProvider
|
|||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
};
|
};
|
||||||
var games = GameService.GetAll();
|
var games = GameService.GetAll();
|
||||||
var querySmash = QuerySmash<TournamentResponse>(query);
|
var querySmash = await QuerySmash<TournamentResponse>(query);
|
||||||
List<Tournament> tournaments = querySmash.Result.Tournament.Events.Select(e => new Tournament()
|
List<Tournament> tournaments = querySmash.Tournament.Events.Select(e => new Tournament()
|
||||||
{
|
{
|
||||||
Name = e.name,
|
Name = e.name,
|
||||||
SmashId = e.id,
|
SmashId = e.id,
|
||||||
@@ -92,9 +92,9 @@ namespace LaDOSE.Business.Provider.SmashProvider
|
|||||||
return new Event
|
return new Event
|
||||||
{
|
{
|
||||||
SmashSlug = slug,
|
SmashSlug = slug,
|
||||||
Name = querySmash.Result.Tournament.Name,
|
Name = querySmash.Tournament.Name,
|
||||||
SmashId = querySmash.Result.Tournament.id,
|
SmashId = querySmash.Tournament.id,
|
||||||
Date = querySmash.Result.Tournament.startAt,
|
Date = querySmash.Tournament.startAt,
|
||||||
Tournaments = tournaments,
|
Tournaments = tournaments,
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
};
|
};
|
||||||
|
|||||||
@@ -78,89 +78,6 @@ namespace LaDOSE.Business.Service
|
|||||||
//}
|
//}
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
//public async Task<TournamentsResult> GetChallongeTournamentsResult(List<int> ids)
|
|
||||||
//{
|
|
||||||
// TournamentsResult result = new TournamentsResult();
|
|
||||||
// result.Results = new List<Result>();
|
|
||||||
// var players = _context.WPUser.ToList();
|
|
||||||
// var games = _context.Game.ToList();
|
|
||||||
// var tournaments = await GetChallongeTournaments(ids, games);
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// var allParticipent = tournaments.SelectMany(e => e.Participents).Distinct((a, b) => a.Name == b.Name)
|
|
||||||
// .ToList();
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// allParticipent.RemoveAll(e => e.Name.StartsWith("[FORFAIT]"));
|
|
||||||
// //USELESS
|
|
||||||
// //foreach (var participent in allParticipent)
|
|
||||||
// //{
|
|
||||||
// // var player = players.FirstOrDefault(e => e.Name.Contains(participent.Name));
|
|
||||||
// // if (player != null)
|
|
||||||
// // {
|
|
||||||
// // participent.IsMember = true;
|
|
||||||
// // }
|
|
||||||
// //}
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// result.Participents = allParticipent;
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// foreach (var tournament in tournaments)
|
|
||||||
// {
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// var playerCount = tournament.Participents.Count;
|
|
||||||
// var lesSacs = tournament.Participents;
|
|
||||||
// var currentRule = TournamentRules.FirstOrDefault(rules =>
|
|
||||||
// rules.PlayerMin < playerCount && rules.PlayerMax >= playerCount
|
|
||||||
// );
|
|
||||||
// if (currentRule == null)
|
|
||||||
// {
|
|
||||||
// throw new Exception("Unable to find rules");
|
|
||||||
// }
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// var first = tournament.Participents.First(p => p.Rank == 1);
|
|
||||||
// var second = tournament.Participents.First(p => p.Rank == 2);
|
|
||||||
// var thirdFourth = tournament.Participents.Where(p => p.Rank == 3 || p.Rank == 4).ToList();
|
|
||||||
// var Top8 = tournament.Participents.Where(p => p.Rank > 4 && p.Rank < 9).ToList();
|
|
||||||
// var Top16 = tournament.Participents.Where(p => p.Rank > 8 && p.Rank <= 16).ToList();
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// result.Results.Add(new Result(first.Name, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.ChallongeId, tournament.Url, currentRule.FirstPoint, first.Rank ?? 0));
|
|
||||||
// lesSacs.Remove(first);
|
|
||||||
// result.Results.Add(new Result(second.Name, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.ChallongeId, tournament.Url, currentRule.SecondPoint, second.Rank ?? 0));
|
|
||||||
// lesSacs.Remove(second);
|
|
||||||
// thirdFourth.ForEach(r =>
|
|
||||||
// result.Results.Add(new Result(r.Name, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.ChallongeId, tournament.Url,
|
|
||||||
// currentRule.ThirdFourthPoint, r.Rank ?? 0)));
|
|
||||||
// thirdFourth.ForEach(p => lesSacs.Remove(p));
|
|
||||||
// if (currentRule.Top8Point != 0)
|
|
||||||
// {
|
|
||||||
// Top8.ForEach(r =>
|
|
||||||
// result.Results.Add(new Result(r.Name, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.ChallongeId, tournament.Url, currentRule.Top8Point, r.Rank ?? 0)));
|
|
||||||
// Top8.ForEach(p => lesSacs.Remove(p));
|
|
||||||
// }
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// if (currentRule.Top16Point != 0)
|
|
||||||
// {
|
|
||||||
// Top16.ForEach(r =>
|
|
||||||
// result.Results.Add(
|
|
||||||
// new Result(r.Name, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.ChallongeId, tournament.Url, currentRule.Top16Point, r.Rank ?? 0)));
|
|
||||||
// Top16.ForEach(p => lesSacs.Remove(p));
|
|
||||||
// }
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// lesSacs.ForEach(r =>
|
|
||||||
// result.Results.Add(new Result(r.Name, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.ChallongeId, tournament.Url,
|
|
||||||
// currentRule.Participation, r.Rank ?? 0)));
|
|
||||||
// }
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// result.Games = tournaments.Select(e => e.Game).Distinct((game, game1) => game.Name == game1.Name).Where(e => e != null).ToList();
|
|
||||||
// if (result.Games == null)
|
|
||||||
// {
|
|
||||||
// result.Games = new List<Game>();
|
|
||||||
// }
|
|
||||||
// result.Games.Add(new Game() { Id = 0, Order = 9999, Name = "UNKNOW" });
|
|
||||||
// return result;
|
|
||||||
//}
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
public async Task<Event> ParseSmash(string tournamentSlug)
|
public async Task<Event> ParseSmash(string tournamentSlug)
|
||||||
{
|
{
|
||||||
Event eventExist = GetBySlug(tournamentSlug);
|
Event eventExist = GetBySlug(tournamentSlug);
|
||||||
@@ -372,95 +289,95 @@ namespace LaDOSE.Business.Service
|
|||||||
|
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
/// <summary>
|
///// <summary>
|
||||||
/// Get Result For one Event
|
///// Get Result For one Event
|
||||||
/// </summary>
|
///// </summary>
|
||||||
/// <param name="id"></param>
|
///// <param name="id"></param>
|
||||||
/// <returns></returns>
|
///// <returns></returns>
|
||||||
public async Task<TournamentsResult> GetEventResult(int id)
|
//public async Task<TournamentsResult> GetEventResult(int id)
|
||||||
{
|
//{
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
Event cevent = _context.Event.Include(e => e.Tournaments).ThenInclude(t => t.Results).ThenInclude(e => e.Player).FirstOrDefault(e => e.Id == id);
|
// Event cevent = _context.Event.Include(e => e.Tournaments).ThenInclude(t => t.Results).ThenInclude(e => e.Player).FirstOrDefault(e => e.Id == id);
|
||||||
var players = cevent.Tournaments.SelectMany(e => e.Results.Select(e => e.Player)).Distinct().ToList();
|
// var players = cevent.Tournaments.SelectMany(e => e.Results.Select(e => e.Player)).Distinct().ToList();
|
||||||
var games = _context.Game.ToList();
|
// var games = _context.Game.ToList();
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
TournamentsResult result = new TournamentsResult();
|
// TournamentsResult result = new TournamentsResult();
|
||||||
result.Results = new List<Result>();
|
// result.Results = new List<Result>();
|
||||||
result.Games = new List<Game>();
|
// result.Games = new List<Game>();
|
||||||
result.Participents = new List<ChallongeParticipent>();
|
// result.Participents = new List<ChallongeParticipent>();
|
||||||
players.ForEach(e =>
|
// players.ForEach(e =>
|
||||||
{
|
// {
|
||||||
var x = new ChallongeParticipent()
|
// var x = new ChallongeParticipent()
|
||||||
{
|
// {
|
||||||
Name = e.Gamertag,
|
// Name = e.Gamertag,
|
||||||
ChallongeId = e.Id,
|
// ChallongeId = e.Id,
|
||||||
Id = e.Id
|
// Id = e.Id
|
||||||
};
|
// };
|
||||||
result.Participents.Add(x);
|
// result.Participents.Add(x);
|
||||||
});
|
// });
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
foreach (var tournament in cevent.Tournaments.Where(e => e.Results != null && e.Results.Any()).ToList())
|
// foreach (var tournament in cevent.Tournaments.Where(e => e.Results != null && e.Results.Any()).ToList())
|
||||||
{
|
// {
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
var tplayer = tournament.Results.Select(e => e.Player).ToList();
|
// var tplayer = tournament.Results.Select(e => e.Player).ToList();
|
||||||
var playerCount = tplayer.Count();
|
// var playerCount = tplayer.Count();
|
||||||
var lesSacs = tplayer;
|
// var lesSacs = tplayer;
|
||||||
var currentRule = TournamentRules.FirstOrDefault(rules =>
|
// var currentRule = TournamentRules.FirstOrDefault(rules =>
|
||||||
rules.PlayerMin < playerCount && rules.PlayerMax >= playerCount
|
// rules.PlayerMin < playerCount && rules.PlayerMax >= playerCount
|
||||||
);
|
// );
|
||||||
if (currentRule == null)
|
// if (currentRule == null)
|
||||||
{
|
// {
|
||||||
throw new Exception("Unable to find rules");
|
// throw new Exception("Unable to find rules");
|
||||||
}
|
// }
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
var first = tournament.Results.First(p => p.Rank == 1);
|
// var first = tournament.Results.First(p => p.Rank == 1);
|
||||||
var second = tournament.Results.First(p => p.Rank == 2);
|
// var second = tournament.Results.First(p => p.Rank == 2);
|
||||||
var thirdFourth = tournament.Results.Where(p => p.Rank == 3 || p.Rank == 4).ToList();
|
// var thirdFourth = tournament.Results.Where(p => p.Rank == 3 || p.Rank == 4).ToList();
|
||||||
var Top8 = tournament.Results.Where(p => p.Rank > 4 && p.Rank < 9).ToList();
|
// var Top8 = tournament.Results.Where(p => p.Rank > 4 && p.Rank < 9).ToList();
|
||||||
var Top16 = tournament.Results.Where(p => p.Rank > 8 && p.Rank <= 16).ToList();
|
// var Top16 = tournament.Results.Where(p => p.Rank > 8 && p.Rank <= 16).ToList();
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
result.Results.Add(new Result(first.Player.Gamertag, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.Id, tournament.Name, currentRule.FirstPoint, first.Rank));
|
// result.Results.Add(new Result(first.Player.Gamertag, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.Id, tournament.Name, currentRule.FirstPoint, first.Rank));
|
||||||
lesSacs.Remove(first.Player);
|
// lesSacs.Remove(first.Player);
|
||||||
result.Results.Add(new Result(second.Player.Gamertag, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.Id, tournament.Name, currentRule.SecondPoint, second.Rank));
|
// result.Results.Add(new Result(second.Player.Gamertag, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.Id, tournament.Name, currentRule.SecondPoint, second.Rank));
|
||||||
lesSacs.Remove(second.Player);
|
// lesSacs.Remove(second.Player);
|
||||||
thirdFourth.ForEach(r =>
|
// thirdFourth.ForEach(r =>
|
||||||
result.Results.Add(new Result(r.Player.Gamertag, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.Id, tournament.Name,
|
// result.Results.Add(new Result(r.Player.Gamertag, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.Id, tournament.Name,
|
||||||
currentRule.ThirdFourthPoint, r.Rank)));
|
// currentRule.ThirdFourthPoint, r.Rank)));
|
||||||
thirdFourth.ForEach(p => lesSacs.Remove(p.Player));
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// thirdFourth.ForEach(p => lesSacs.Remove(p.Player));
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if (currentRule.Top8Point != 0)
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// if (currentRule.Top8Point != 0)
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{
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// {
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||||||
Top8.ForEach(r =>
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// Top8.ForEach(r =>
|
||||||
result.Results.Add(new Result(r.Player.Gamertag, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.Id, tournament.Name,
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// result.Results.Add(new Result(r.Player.Gamertag, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.Id, tournament.Name,
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||||||
currentRule.Top8Point, r.Rank)));
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// currentRule.Top8Point, r.Rank)));
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Top8.ForEach(p => lesSacs.Remove(p.Player));
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// Top8.ForEach(p => lesSacs.Remove(p.Player));
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||||||
}
|
// }
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
if (currentRule.Top16Point != 0)
|
// if (currentRule.Top16Point != 0)
|
||||||
{
|
// {
|
||||||
Top16.ForEach(r =>
|
// Top16.ForEach(r =>
|
||||||
result.Results.Add(
|
// result.Results.Add(
|
||||||
new Result(r.Player.Gamertag, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.Id, tournament.Name,
|
// new Result(r.Player.Gamertag, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.Id, tournament.Name,
|
||||||
currentRule.Top16Point, r.Rank)));
|
// currentRule.Top16Point, r.Rank)));
|
||||||
Top16.ForEach(p => lesSacs.Remove(p.Player));
|
// Top16.ForEach(p => lesSacs.Remove(p.Player));
|
||||||
}
|
// }
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
lesSacs.ForEach(r =>
|
// lesSacs.ForEach(r =>
|
||||||
result.Results.Add(new Result(r.Gamertag, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.Id, tournament.Name,
|
// result.Results.Add(new Result(r.Gamertag, tournament.Game?.Id ?? 0, tournament.Id, tournament.Name,
|
||||||
currentRule.Participation, tournament.Results.FirstOrDefault(e => e.Player == r)?.Rank ?? 999)));
|
// currentRule.Participation, tournament.Results.FirstOrDefault(e => e.Player == r)?.Rank ?? 999)));
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
}
|
// }
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
if (result.Results.Any(e => e.GameId == 0))
|
// if (result.Results.Any(e => e.GameId == 0))
|
||||||
{
|
// {
|
||||||
result.Games.Add(new Game() { Id = 0, Name = "GAME NOT FOUND", LongName = "GAME NOT FOUND", Order = 999 });
|
// result.Games.Add(new Game() { Id = 0, Name = "GAME NOT FOUND", LongName = "GAME NOT FOUND", Order = 999 });
|
||||||
}
|
// }
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
var enumerable = result.Results.Select(e => e.GameId).Distinct();
|
// var enumerable = result.Results.Select(e => e.GameId).Distinct();
|
||||||
result.Games = _context.Game.Where(g => enumerable.Contains(g.Id)).ToList();
|
// result.Games = _context.Game.Where(g => enumerable.Contains(g.Id)).ToList();
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
System.Diagnostics.Trace.WriteLine(result.Results);
|
// System.Diagnostics.Trace.WriteLine(result.Results);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
return await Task.FromResult(result);
|
// return await Task.FromResult(result);
|
||||||
}
|
//}
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
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