LaDOSE/LaDOSE.Src/LaDOSE.DiscordBot/questions.txt

_?  There's an app for that.
Why can't I sleep at night?
What's that smell?
I got 99 problems but _ ain't one.
Maybe she's born with it.  Maybe it's _.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _.
And the Academy Award for _ goes to _.
What's that sound?
What ended my last relationship?
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _.
I drink to forget _.
I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
This is the way the world ends <br> This is the way the world ends <br> Not with a bang but with _.
What's a girl's best friend?
TSA guidelines now prohibit _ on airplanes.
_.  That's how I want to die.
For my next trick, I will pull _ out of _.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _ for the first time.
_ is a slippery slope that leads to _.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _ and would like your advice.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _.
What's the most emo?
In 1,000 years when paper money is but a distant memory, _ will be our currency.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _ had really been _ all along.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _.
_.  Becha can't have just one!
White people like _.
_.  High five, bro.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _.
In a world ravaged by _, our only solace is _.
War!  What is it good for?
During sex, I like to think about _.
What are my parents hiding from me?
What will always get you laid?
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
_.  It's a trap!
Coming to Broadway this season, _: The Musical.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _ to the people of Haiti.
Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _.
Step 1: _.  Step 2: _.  Step 3: Profit.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _ stuffed with _.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
What do old people smell like?
The class field trip was completely ruined by _.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _.
What's my secret power?
What's there a ton of in heaven?
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
I never truly understood _ until I encountered _.
What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
What helps Obama unwind?
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
_: good to the last drop.
Why am I sticky?
What gets better with age?
_: kid-tested, mother-approved.
What's the crustiest?
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _.
Make a haiku.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _.
Why do I hurt all over?
What am I giving up for Lent?
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _.
Lifetime&reg; presents _, the story of _.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _.
When I was tripping on acid, _ turned into _.
That's right, I killed _.  How, you ask?  _.
What's my anti-drug?
_ + _ = _.
What never fails to liven up the party?
What's the new fad diet?
Major League Baseball has banned _ for giving players an unfair advantage.
My plan for world domination begins with _.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _.
Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _.
Science will never explain _.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _.
An international tribunal has found _ guilty of _.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _ is a basic human right.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
Next season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only _ and his wits.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
In the distant future, historians will agree that _ marked the beginning of America's decline.
In a pinch, _ can be a suitable substitute for _.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits _ against _.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _.
_ would be woefully incomplete without _.
My new favorite porn star is Joey &#34;_&#34; McGee.
Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _.
This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _.
In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _.
The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _, and acceptance.
My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found _.com/_.
I went from _ to _, all thanks to _.
Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _.
This month's Cosmo: &#34;Spice up your sex life by bringing _ into the bedroom.&#34;
Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _.
If God didn't want us to enjoy _, he wouldn't have given us _.
My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _.
After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on &#34;More _!&#34;
I spent my whole life working toward _, only to have it ruined by _.
Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _.
Only two things in life are certain: death and _.
Everyone down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for _.
The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _.
The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is _.
Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _.
Before _, all we had was _.
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _ could kill you.
You haven't truly lived until you've experienced _ and _ at the same time.
D&D 4.0 isn't real D&D because of the _.
It's a D&D retroclone with _ added.
Storygames aren't RPGs because of the _.
The Slayer's Guide to _.
Worst character concept ever: _, but with _.
Alightment: Chaotic _
It's a D&D retroclone with _ added.
What made the paladin fall? _
The portal leads to the quasi-elemental plane of _.
The Temple of Elemental _.
Pathfinder is basically D&D _ Edition.
_ : The Storytelling Game.
People are wondering why Steve Jackson published GURPS _.
Linear Fighter, Quadratic _.
You start with 1d4 _ points.
Back when I was 12 and I was just starting playing D&D, the game had _.
Big Eyes, Small _.
In the grim darkness of the future there is only _.
My innovative new RPG has a stat for _.
A true gamer has no problem with _.
Elminster cast a potent _ spell and then had sex with _.
The Deck of Many _.
You are all at a tavern when _ approach you.
For the convention I cosplayed as Sailor Moon, except with _.
The worst part of Grave of the Fireflies is all the _.
In the Evangelion remake, Shinji has to deal with _.
Worst anime convention purchase ever? _.
While powering up Vegeta screamed, _!
You evaded my _ attack. Most impressive.
I downloaded a doujin where _ got into _.
The magical girl found out that the Power of Love is useless against _.
The Japanese government has spent billions of yen researching _.
In the dubbed version they changed _ into _.
_ is Best Pony.
The _ of Haruhi Suzumiya.
The new thing in Akihabara is fetish cafes where you can see girls dressed up as _.
Your drill can pierce _!
Avatar: The Last _ bender.
In the name of _ Sailor Moon will punish you!
No harem anime is complete without _.
My boyfriend's a _ now.
The _ of _ has left me in despair!
_.tumblr.com
Somehow they made a cute mascot girl out of _.
Haruko hit Naoto in the head with her bass guitar and _ came out.
After blacking out during New year's Eve, I was awoken by _.
This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of _ to save Christmas.
Jesus is _.
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about _.
What keeps me warm during the cold, cold, winter?
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and _.
Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their _.
We got the third rope, now where's the fourth?
Tonights main event, _ vs. _.
Tackle, Dropdown, _.
Christopher Daniels is late on his _.
Instead of booking _, they should have booked _.
Genius is 10% inspiration, 90% _.
They found _ in the dumpster behind _.
The best thing I ever got for Christmas was _.
There's no crying in _.
Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabretooth Tiger! _!
Don't eat the _.
He did _ with the _!?!
SOOOOO hot, want to touch the _.
Stop looking at me _!
I'm cuckoo for _ puffs.
Silly rabbit, _ are for kids.
Between love and madness lies _.
Instead of chess, the Grim Reaper now gambles for your soul with a game of _.
My father gave his life fighting to protect _ from _.
Why is my throat sore?
_ sparked a city-wide riot that only ended with _.
I’m very sorry Mrs. Smith, but Little Billy has tested positive for _.
Instead of beating them, Chris Brown now does _ to women.
Instead of cutting, trendy young emo girls now engage in _.
The definition of rock bottom is gambling away _.
The Mayan prophecies really heralded the coming of _ in 2012.
The next US election will be fought on the key issues of _ against _.
When I was 10 I wrote to Santa wishing for _.
Where or How I met my last signifigant other: _.
_, Never leave home without it.
_. This is my fetish.
David Icke's newest conspiracy theory states that _ caused _.
I did _ so you don't have to!
I need your clothes, your bike, and _.
In a new Cold War retro movie, the red menace tries to conquer the world through the cunning use of _.
In college, our lecturer made us write a report comparing _ to _.
In The Hangover part 3, those four guys have to deal with _, _, and _.
My zombie survival kit includes food, water, and _.
The way to a man's heart is through _.
What was the theme of my second wedding?
What's the newest Japanese craze to head West?
Everybody loves _.
I can only express myself through _.
My new porn DVD was completely ruined by the inclusion of _
My three wishes will be for _, _, and _.
The latest horrifying school shooting was inspired by _.
I got fired because of my not-so-secret obsession over _.
My new favourite sexual position is _
A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _.
Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're _.
My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of _ and _.
The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _.
_. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.
I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for _.
In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _ for all eternity.
_: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _!
What left this stain on my couch?
Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _ in the workplace.
When you get right down to it, _ is just _.
Turns out that _-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.
As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _.
Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _.
With enough time and pressure, _ will turn into _.
And what did you bring for show and tell?
During high school, I never really fit in until I found _ club.
Hey, baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _.
After months of practice with _, I think I'm finally ready for _.
To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _.
Finally! A service that delivers _ right to your door.
My gym teacher got fired for adding _ to the obstacle course.
Having problems with _? Try _!
As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without _ in his dressing room.
Listen, son. If you want to get involved with _, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of _.
I just met you and this is crazy, but here's _, so _ maybe
It's only _ if you get caught!
_: The Next Generation
Terminator 4: _
Disney presents _ on ice!
_. The other white meat.
A _ a day keeps the _ away.
I'm sweating like a _ at a _.
I love the smell of _ in the morning.
You're not gonna believe this, but _.
_. All the cool kids are doing it.
So I was _ in my cubicle at work, and suddenly _!
Baskin Robbins just added a 32nd flavor: _!
I can drive and _ at the same time.
_ ain't nothin' to fuck wit'!
If Ned Stark had _, he never would have _.
Brace yourselves, _ is coming.
In exchange for his sister, Viserys was given _.
Despite his best efforts, King Robert filled his reign with _.
_ was proclaimed the true king of the Seven Kingdoms.
In _, you win or you lose.
Because of _, Danerys was called _ by everyone.
I will take what is mine with _ and _.
There is no word for _ in Dothraki.
In the next Game of Thrones book, George R. R. Martin said _ will _.
All hail _! King of _!
A Lannister always pays _.
First lesson, stick them with _.
In the name of _, first of his _.
The things I do for _.
Hodor only ever says _.
The next Game of Thrones book will be titled _ of _.
A Dothraki wedding without _ is considered a dull affair.
After I was caught _, I was forced to join the Night's Watch.
A man without _ is a man without power.
The most controversial game at PAX this year is an 8-bit indie platformer about _.
What made Spock cry?
_: Achievement unlocked.
There was a riot at the Gearbox panel when they gave the attendees _.
In the new DLC for Mass Effect, Shepard must save the galaxy from _.
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town?
No Enforcer wants to manage the panel on _.
I have an idea even better than Kickstarter, and it's called _starter
You have been waylaid by _ and must defend yourself.
In the final round of this year's Omegathon, Omeganauts must face off in a game of _.
Action stations! Action stations! Set condition one throughout the fleet and brace for _!
Press &darr;&darr;&larr;&rarr; to unleash _.
I don't know exactly how I got the PAX plague, but I suspect it had something to do with _.
/r/ _.
The Ada Initiative is now attacking _.
Not another _ in the hotel elevator!
Closing Ceremonies drinking game: Every time _ is mentioned... DRINK!
In a Congressional hearing, US CYBERCOM commander Gen. Alexander claimed the latest data breach was due to _.
The Maker Faire was unexpectedly interrupted by _.
Do you even _?
Come to the dark side, we have _.
Y U NO _!!!!!
While alone in the server room I _.
When I get drunk I am an expert on _
Well, guess what? I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more _.
We should take _ and push it _.
We decided to _ to raise money for the EFF.
TSA wouldn't allow me through because of my _.
Tonight's Final Hacker Jeopardy category will be _!
Today's PaulDotCom podcast featured _.
These are not the _ you are looking for.
The snozberries taste like _.
The only winning move is to _.
The next cyber war will feature _.
The best part of Alexis Park was all the _.
So long and thanks for all the _.
Security through obscurity is better than _.
Rule 34 _.
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, _.
Our most powerful weapon for the Zombie Apocalypse will be _.
Only half of programming is coding. The other 90% is _.
One does not simply _.
On the Internet, no one can tell you're _.
Occupy _.
Next year's scavenger hunt is rumored to include finding a _ with a _.
Next time we meet we should _.
My extremely large _ is what makes me better than you.
My _ brings all the _ to the yard.
Most hackers smell like _.
Las Vegas is best known for _.
Keep calm and _.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take _.
It smells like _ in this room.
In a shocking move Archive.org decided to NOT back up _.
I'mma let you finish but _ is the best _ of all time.
I'm fucking tired of hearing about _.
I would be doing more with my life, except for this _ in the way.
I work 80 hours a week and still can't afford a _.
I used to be a hacker like you, until I took a(n) _ to the knee.
I use _ to secure all of my personal data.
I spotted the fed and all I got was _.
I look like a geeky hacker, but I don't know anything about _.
I have the biggest _, ever!
I find your lack of _ disturbing.
I can't believe they rejected my talk on _.
I can haz _.
HOLY _ BATMAN!!
High Tech start-up company combines _ with _.
Go home _, you're drunk.
Go Go Gadget _!
Drink all the _. Hack all the _.
Def Con Kids will now focus on teaching young hackers _.
Confession Bear Says: _
But does _ run NetBSD?
Am I the only one around here who _.
All I did was _ but someone gave me a red card.
35% of all hackers have to deal with _.
_. There's an app for that.
_. This is why I can't have nice things!
_: You keep using that term. I do not think it means what you think it means.
_ is now outsourced to call centers in India.
_ shot first.
_ Killed the barrel roll
_ A'int Nobody Got Time For Dat!!
_ Put a bird on it!
_ makes me puke rainbows.
_ is also monitored by Prism.
_ is what keeps us together.
_ is a better replacement for crypto.
_ riding a Segway
One day, over my fireplace, I'm going to have a massive painting of _. You know, to remind me where I came from.
2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for _.
Adventure. Romance. _. From Paramount Pictures, \"_.\"
Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _.
As king, how will I keep the peasants in line?
Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _.
Do not fuck with me! I am literally _ right now.
Every step towards _ gets me a little bit closer to _.
Forget everything you know about _, because now we've supercharged it with _!
Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be _, and I'll be _.
How am I compensating for my tiny penis?
I am become _, destroyer of _!
I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _.
I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow _ at the country club.
If you can't handle _, you'd better stay away from _.
In return for my soul, the Devil promised me _ but all I got was _.
In the beginning there was _. And the Lord said, \"Let there be _.\"
It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _.
Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _.
Oprah's book of the month is \"_ For _: A Story of Hope\"
She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _.
The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _.
This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _.
This year's hottest album is \"_\" by _.
We never did find _, but along the way we sure learned a lot about _.
Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with _.
What's fun until it gets weird?
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon _!
_ may pass, but _ will last forever.
_ will never be the same after _.
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on _, and then there's some stuff about _, and then it ends with _.
They found some more lost episodes! They were found in _.
The Doctor did it! He saved the world again! This time using a _.
_ was sent to save _.
I'd give up _ to travel with The Doctor.
The next Doctor Who spin-off is going to be called _.
Who should be the 13th doctor?
The Chameleon circuit is working again... somewhat. Instead of a phone booth, the TARDIS is now a _.
Originally, the 50th anniversary special was going to have _ appear, but the BBC decided against it in the end.
After we watch an episode, I've got some _-flavored Jelly Babies to hand out.
Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey _.
What's going to be The Doctor's new catch phrase.
Bowties are _.
The voice chip of one of the Cybermen has malfunctioned. Instead of saying \"DELETE!\", it now says \"_\".
Old and busted: \"EXTERMINATE!\" New hotness: _.
There's a new dance on Gallifrey, it's called the _.
They announced a LEGO Doctor Who game! Rumor has it that _ is an unlockable character.
FUN FACT: The Daleks were originally shaped to look like _.
At this new Doctor Who themed restaurant, you can get a free _ if you can eat a plate of bangers and mash in under 3 minutes.
According to the Daleks, _ is better at _.
Who is going to be The Doctor's next companion?
I think the BBC is losing it. They just released a Doctor Who-themed _.
It's a little-known fact that if you send a _ to the BBC, they will send you a picture of The Doctor.
I was okay with all the BAD WOLF graffiti, until someone wrote it on _.
Jack Harkness, I can't leave you alone for a minute! I turn around and you're trying to seduce _.
In all of time and space, you decide that _ is a good choice?!
Adipose were thought to be made of fat, but are really made of _.
I hear the next thing that will cause The Doctor to regenerate is _.
_ makes the Homestuck fandom uncomfortable.
_ stays awake at night, crying over _.
_ totally makes me question my sexuality.
_. On the roof. Now.
_. It keeps happening!
\"Sacred leggings\" was a mistranslation. The Sufferer actually died in Sacred _.
After throwing _ at Karkat’s head, Dave made the intriguing discover that troll horns are very sensitive.
AG: Who needs luck when you have _?
All _. All of it!
Alternia’s political system was based upon _.
Believe it or not, Kankri’s biggest trigger is _.
Calliborn wants you to draw pornography of _.
Dave Strider likes _, but only ironically.
Equius beats up Eridan for _.
Everybody out of the god damn way. You’ve got a heart full of _, a soul full of _, and a body full of _. (Draw two, play three)
Feferi secretly hates _.
For Betty Crocker’s latest ad campaign/brainwashing scheme, she is using _ as inspiration.
For his birthday, Dave gave John _.
Fuckin’ _. How do they work?
Gamzee not only likes using his clubs for juggling and strifing, he also uses them for_.
Getting a friend to read Homestuck is like _.
How do I live without _?
Hussie died on his quest bed and rose as the fully realized _ of _.
Hussie unintentionally revealed that Homestuck will end with _ and _ consummating their relationship at last.
I am _. It’s me.
I finally became Tumblr famous when I released a gifset of _.
I just found _ in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here.
I warned you about _, bro! I told you, dog!
In the final battle, John distracts Lord English by showing him _.
It’s hard, being _. It’s hard and no one understands.
John is a good boy. And he loves _.
John may not be a homosexual, but he has a serious thing for _.
Kanaya reached into her dead lusus’s stomach and retrieved _.
Kanaya tells Karkat about _ to cheer him up.
Karkat gave our universe _.
Latula and Porrin have decided to teach Kankri about the wonders of _.
Little did they know, the key to defeating Lord English was actually _.
Little known fact: Kurloz’s stitching is actually made out of _.
Nanna baked a cake for John to commemorate _.
Nepeta only likes Karkat for his _.
Nepeta’s secret OTP is _ with _.
Nobody was surprised to find _ under Jade’s skirt. The surprise was she used it for/on _.
Porrim made Kankri a sweater to cover his _.
Problem Sleuth had a hard time investigating _.
Rose was rather disgusted when she started reading about _.
Terezi can top anyone except _.
The hole in Kanaya’s stomach is so large, she can fit _ in it.
The next thing Hussie will turn into a sex joke will be _.
The only way to beat Vriska in an eating contest is to put _ on the table.
The real reason Terezi stabbed Vriska was to punish her for _.
The secret way to achieve God Tier is to die on top of _.
The thing that made Kankri break his vow of celibacy was _.
Turns out, pre-entry prototyping with _ was not the best idea.
Vriska killed Spidermom with _.
Vriska roleplays _ with Terezi as _.
Vriska’s greatest regret is _.
Wear  _. Be _.
What did Jake get Dirk for his birthday?
What is the worst thing that Terezi ever licked?
What is your OT3? (Draw 2, play 3.)
What makes your kokoro go \"doki doki\"?
What's in the box, Jack?
When a bucket is unavailable, trolls with use _.
When Dave received _ from his Bro for his 9th birthday, be felt a little warm inside.
Whenever I see _ on MSPARP, I disconnect immediately.
where doing it man. where MAKING _ HAPEN!
Your name is JOHN EGBERT and boy do you love _!
Hey, Susie. I know your job is _ but can you just grab me _? Thanks.
This month in Cosmo: how to give your man _ at the expense of _.
Are you there, God? It's me, _
50 Shades of _.
It's not length, it's _.
Whatever, Peeta. You'll never understand my struggle with _.
Men are from _, women are from _.
Why does the Komen Foundation hate Planned Parenthood?
Math is hard. Let's go _!
The latest proposal in the Texas legislature is to take away _ from women.
If you don't mind my asking, how *do* lesbians have sex?
In her next romcom, Katherine Heigl plays a woman who falls in love with her boss's _.
The Pantone color of the year is inspired by _.
What is Olivia Pope's secret to removing red wine stains from white clothes?
Why exactly was Alanis so mad at Uncle Joey?
Why do men on the Internet send me pictures of _?
What's my weapon of choice in the \"War on Women\"?
What's Seth MacFarlane's problem?
I couldn't help but wonder: was it Mr. Big, or was it _?
What fell into my bra?
What's my preferred method of contraception?
Sofia Coppola's new film focuses on a wealthy young white woman feeling alienated by _.
_: the Tori Amos song that changed my life
Something old, something new, something borrowed, and _.
Why can't we have nice things?
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Royal Ontario Museum has opened an interactive exhibit on _.
What's the Canadian government using to inspire rural students to suceed?
in the next Bob and Doug McKenzie adventure, they have to find _ to uncover a sinister plot involving _ and _.
Air canada guidelines now prohibit _ on airplanes.
CTV presents _, the store of _.
In Vancouver it is now legal to _.
O Canada, we stand on guard for _.
If _ came in two-fours, Canada would be more _.
After unifying the GST and PST, the Government can now afford to provide _ for _.
When Verity snuck out for her nightly exhibitionistic jaunt, she didn't expect to come face to face with _.
Programmable clothes that can turn into any imaginable garment are great, but didn't the designers consider _?
Procurator Marcus Amandus set out to explore Lake Ontarius and discovered _.
You can satiate any sexual proclivity in Metamor City, if you look hard enough. Even _.
The new performers in the Artbodies strip club have raised a few eyebrows. Who'd have thought to combine _ with _?
In the next episode of Monster Whisperer, Dale Clearwater helps a _ whose tentacle monster is plagued with _.
The title of the new erotica anthology this month is: 'Like _.'
Because of the 'accident' yesterday, the Scout Academy now forbids cadets from having any contact whatsoever with _.
When confronted by an excited tentacle monster, it's best to just relax and think of _.
A Man, A Woman, and a _.
But wait, there's more! If you order _ in the next 15 minutes, we\'ll throw in _ absolutely free!
Because they are forbidden from masturbating, Mormons channel their repressed sexual energy into _.
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us _.
I really hope my grandma doesn\'t ask me to explain _ again.
What\'s the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate?
Here\'s what you can expect for the new year. Out:_. In: _.
Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict\'s Secret Struggle with _!
Kids these days with their iPods and their Internet. In my day, all we needed to pass the time was _.
GREETINGS HUMANS I AM _ BOT EXECUTING PROGRAM
Siskel and Ebert have panned _ as \”poorly conceived\” and \”sloppily executed.\”
Up next on Nickelodeon: \”Clarissa Explains _.\”
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm _.
How did Stella get her groove back?
Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of _.
It\'s Morphin\' Time! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! _!
Tonight on SNICK: \”Are You Afraid of _?\”
And today\'s soup is Cream of _.
Now in bookstores: \”The Audacity of _,\” by Barack Obama.
WHOOO! God damn I love _!
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _? Zoloft.&reg;
Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled \”_.\” Can you explain?
Well if _ is good enough for _, it\'s good enough for me.
Yo\' mama so fat she _!
What killed my boner?
Don\'t forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become \”_ Friday.\”
In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _.
Having the worst day EVER. #_
Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other\'s only interested in one thing: _.
What\'s making things awkward in the sauna?
Life\'s pretty tough in the fast lane. That\'s why I never leave the house without _.
Patient presents with _. Likely a result of _.
Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I\'m into _, and I love to have a good time.
Help me doctor, I\'ve got _ in my butt!
Why am I broke?
I don\'t mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _.
Heed my voice, mortals! I am the god of _, and I will not tolerate _!
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _ at their own pace.
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you\'ve been sent to the principal\'s office for _.
In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _.
Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _: priceless.
Do the Dew &reg; with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _!
I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? _!?
I have a strict policy. First date, dinner. Second date, kiss. Third date, _.
When I was a kid, we used to play Cowboys and _.
This is America. If you don\'t work hard, you don\'t succeed. I don\'t care if you\'re black, white, purple, or _.
You Won\'t Believe These 15 Hilarious _ Bloopers!
James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: _.
Don\'t worry kid. It gets better. I\'ve been living with _ for 20 years.
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and _.
Behind every powerful man is _.
You are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with _ every day.
Come to Dubai, where you can relax in our world famous spas, experience the nightlife, or simply enjoy _ by the poolside.
\"This is madness.\" \"No, THIS IS _!\"
Listen Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you\'re going to have to show me _.
I went to the desert and ate of the peyote cactus. Turns out my spirit animal is _.
And would you like those buffalo wings mild, hot, or _?
The six things I could never do without: oxygen, Facebook, chocolate, Netflix, friends, and _ LOL!
Why won\'t you make love to me anymore? Is it _?
Puberty is a time of change. You might notice hair growing in new places. You might develop an interest in _. This is normal.
I\'m sorry, Mrs. Chen, but there was nothing we could do. At 4:15 this morning, your son succumbed to _.
I\'m Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of _.
Tonight we will have sex. And afterwards, If you\'d like, a little bit of _.
Everybody join hands and close your eyes. Do you sense that? That\'s the presence of _ in this room.
To become a true Yanomamo warrior, you must prove that you can withstand _ without crying out.
Y\'all ready to get this thing started? I\'m Nick Cannon, and this is America\'s Got _.
If you had to describe the Card Czar, using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be?